…wtf is it it exactly. I see the worst chips, an orange, a banana erection, ham, hollandaise. What the fuck is it?
Gravybone
Good lord that looks awful.
Forget about fruit mountain, the potatoes look so raw they could chip a tooth and the hollandaise looks like the consistency of Elmer’s glue.
shackbleep
The potatoes were cooked with a heated argument.
sanctimoniousmods_FU

banana_trupa
That hollandaise is going to haunt my dreams
Iankalou
That’s a bowl is dicks
Weird-Group-5313
Dam there’s a whole lot goin on with that monster plate
andersaur
Courtesy of nana and the cantalotato brothers.
Helarina1
Why would anyone purposely cut potatoes that way
GilroyGoldBlood
This is ABSOLUTELY Cora’s lmao
i__hate__stairs
Um… The banana really gives it a sense of scale.
i_ata_starfish-twice
That’s a packages hollandaise if I’ve ever seen one and those potatoes….yikes
guiltycitizen
Banana boner benedict
ddurk1
I am a lifer in this industry that has only ever sent one plate back to the kitchen. I would be fucking apoplectic if this plate was placed before me at a restaurant. Easily the worst thing I’ve seen on the Internet this week.
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This $300.00 breakfast platter flex.
Weird but tasty looking!
I know Cora’s when I see it
The ole ‘naner clit
…wtf is it it exactly. I see the worst chips, an orange, a banana erection, ham, hollandaise. What the fuck is it?
Good lord that looks awful.
Forget about fruit mountain, the potatoes look so raw they could chip a tooth and the hollandaise looks like the consistency of Elmer’s glue.
The potatoes were cooked with a heated argument.

That hollandaise is going to haunt my dreams
That’s a bowl is dicks
Dam there’s a whole lot goin on with that monster plate
Courtesy of nana and the cantalotato brothers.
Why would anyone purposely cut potatoes that way
This is ABSOLUTELY Cora’s lmao
Um… The banana really gives it a sense of scale.
That’s a packages hollandaise if I’ve ever seen one and those potatoes….yikes
Banana boner benedict
I am a lifer in this industry that has only ever sent one plate back to the kitchen. I would be fucking apoplectic if this plate was placed before me at a restaurant. Easily the worst thing I’ve seen on the Internet this week.
Unseasoned potatoes, yum
That, my friends, is a hangover special.